Tuesday, September 11, 2007

10 ultimate bollywood clichés

1)Kuttey ! Main tera khoon pi jaoonga!

2)Hum gareeb zaroor hain, lekin hamari bhi izzat hai.

3)Apne aap ko kanoon ke haawale kar do.

4)Yeh lo pachchaas hazaar rupiah aur meri beti ko bhool jao. Reply “Aap mujhe khareedna chahcte hain? Mera pyaar bikau nahi hain!”

5)Bhagwan ke liye chhod mujhe! Kuttey, kameeney! “Itni achhi cheez ko bhagwan le liye chhod doon?

6)Injection de diya hai, thodi der mein hosh aa jayega

7)yeh maa Banne waali hai.

8) Maa…!!! Tumhari aakhon mein ansoo..

9) Tamaam sabooton aur gawahon ko madde nazar rakhte huye, mujhrim ko taaze rate hind, dafa 302 ke tahat sazae maut di jaati hai…

10) Bhagwaan mujhe insaf chahiye.

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