Top Ten Reasons for Upgrading to a PC instead of a Mac:

• 1. You enjoy reading computer manuals
• 2. Buying parts 'not included' is your idea of being patriotic
• 3. Blaming it on the PC is a great excuse... for anything
• 4. Tech support is your idea of telephone dating
• 5. Your favorite computer game is figuring out where your files are
• 6. You look forward to today's new virus (or worm, or both)
• 7. You like listening to telephone support hold-button music
• 8. Letting the kids play on the Mac next door frees your time (eliminates after-school kid sitters)
• 9. You think Bill Gates deserves the money
• 10. You have nothing better to do with all the extra time